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I used to joke with my mates and tell them, “My mum says I’m special!”  This would almost always get a chuckle from them.  It is true, though.  I am special.  I have my own unique traits that make me who I am.

I have been told I have very expressive eyes.  They are dark brown with a green band on the inside.  My hair is also brown and very soft, thanks to a daily vitamin tablet and good shampoo.  It also grows rather quickly because of that vitamin tablet!  Ever hear the excuse “I’m not fat!  I’m big-boned!”  Well, I can testify that I do, indeed, have big bones (although I am rather hefty) and I have the radiographs (X-rays) to prove it.  I am also quite strong physically, especially in comparison to many fellow females that I know.

Aside from my physical characteristics, I have a quick wit and broad sense of humor.  I love to make people laugh and have found a way to reach a larger audience: through writing.  I have written a book, a satirical fantasy called The Brood Chronicles.  So far it has been well received.  I hope to keep writing, as I am rather good at it, and keep making people laugh for many years to come.